Vance

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.

1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.

by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

Vance

A horizontally and vertically challenged Judas who will try to get into a relationship with you to try to further his goals and proceed to fail horribly because his schemes are as half baked as everything he's done in his life

"I can't believe he thought that was a good plan he really Vance'd that up"

by HitEmHardHitEmFast August 4, 2025

dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 19, 2017

jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Doing a Vance

When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me he was Doing a Vance last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024