Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.

"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024

Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me

wanna play valorant?
fuck you retigga

by retigga May 1, 2024

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

Valorant

Valorant, most likely one of the worst games in existence. CS GO and Overwatch had a accident child back in 2020.

Its the type of game to make a person be trapped there for eternity, and a game where you possibly hate and love.

Valorant is said to be a team game, but in reality it's a single player team where you have npcs as teammates.

Wow Valorant is the worst game in the world, my team mates don't know how to play Valorant

by vestiary May 9, 2025

Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch

Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?

by some dude22 June 7, 2022

VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game

kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty

by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023

Valorant

The start of your in-game purchases addictions.

For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again

*spends another 1k dollar*

Hey, let me try Valorant.
*gets addicted and starts having debts and over 100 missed calls*

by Your daily dude January 30, 2022