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13 valentines

This is when Friday the 13th collides with Valentines Day. The next "13 Valentines" is in 2009, and it happens about a dozen times per century. But it's also considered the only Friday the 13th, to actually be good, for falling in love.

It's said that good over powers evil when 13 Valentines occurs; when bad boys and girls are able to actually fall in love.
If you combine the two names, Friday the 13th and Valentines day, the natural phrase that has come from this is 13 Valentines.
by KingDon January 11, 2009
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Anti-Valentines Day

A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.
"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"
by fred carpinski February 6, 2009
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Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it
Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him
by A Gorilla January 2, 2009
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my bloody valentine

listen to loveless. it's what it's all about. you ask why, it asks why not?
by Purpl February 4, 2004
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Valentine's Day

Feburary 14th

A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.

In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.

Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)

This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.

Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!

Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..

Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
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valentine's day

A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.
Another 'valentine day' feeling.
by Murat January 31, 2004
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Valentin

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.

likes to entertain himself when there's no choice.
He still survives that place because he's a Valentin.
by Hedwig Morris November 28, 2012
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