Valentine's Day

A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers

I dont need anyone eho likes Valentine's day

by Chad March 31, 2004

Valentine's Day

an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!

Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!

by Bonita Applebum April 9, 2006

valentines day

1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population

george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!

by L to the iam February 18, 2007

James Valentine

lead guitarist of Maroon 5, also co writer of some of their hits:D

"James Valentine and I wrote She Will Be Loved together and I was like OMG this is a hit song for our band"-Adam Levine

by FPA October 29, 2007

brooke valentine

New Hip-Hop artist, best known for her single called "Girlfight" featuring Lil Jon and Bigboi

There's about to be a girlfight

by Sally the Ragdoll March 10, 2005

Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.

Valentines day is gay

by Birdman February 13, 2004

Valentine

A valentine is a person that you want to spend every day with, especially valentines day. If you dont spend valentines day with your valentine (for example, if it was your sister's birthday and you were forced to go see her and not the girl that you really wanted to see) you would be a wreck trying to find ways to apologise to that "special someone" and trying to think of exactly what would be the right thing to say. Then you might end up doing something strange like posting something on a website at 4 in the morning to try to show that person you care. Then after reading what you put on the website, that person may think you're completely insane and never talk to you again. Or they could make your day. We'll see what happens.

So, here it goes. Megan, will you be my valentine?

by I think you know who this is February 13, 2010