Vaccident

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

by VinDSL April 29, 2021

vaclench

To appear extremely distraught or stressed. Variant of "vaclempt".
(Note: Stupid improvised "editors" who rejected this before should watch "On My Block".)

Girl, what are you so vaclenched about?

by Sorin Acela February 2, 2019

vaccinazi

A person who calls for the restriction of human rights of, withholding medical assistance to, or outright death by virus of anyone who has not received a certain vaccination.

Someone who believes that in having been vaccinated they possess a moral high ground, and that the unvaccinated are second-class citizens beneath them.

It is only a matter of time until the Vaccinazis call for all unvaccinated, including minorities and persons with health conditions preventing them from receiving vaccines at all, to be thrown into ghettos.

by Hammernado August 18, 2021

vacation dick

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.

by Daveguys June 16, 2016

charisma vacuum

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.

Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.

by doomsday519 June 27, 2014

Post-Vacation Syndrome

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.

Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."

by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010

vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016