Von’Tavius 

A great person who is always happy. He is one of the best friends you can find, but he always is shorter than people named Frenchie.

Frenchie: I’m glad you’re shorter than me
Von’Tavius: I’m glad if you’re glad!

Von’Tavius by anonymous November 6, 2020

Von'Tavius 

Handsome funny smart great with the women amazing at football

Von'Tavius

Von'Tavius by Mr.Moo0934 December 26, 2020

von Colijeff 

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.

Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!

von Colijeff by Chrisvon August 2, 2021

von Tagen 

If you know one, you’re lucky. There’s literally less than 20, they all know each other, and you’d be lucky to be in that family. Oh, and it also means “of the day.”

You know a von Tagen? Lucky

von Tagen by urbandicdoc January 19, 2022

Von Lycaon 

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE

Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON

Von Lycaon by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022

von shliffen 

the sexual act of jizzing in one's ear.

cornelius von shliffened michaelangelo.

von shliffen by cornhole12345 February 14, 2010

von queefer 

1. A man that is a total homosexual and wishes he had a vagina.
2. term to dis people who did something stupid
3. term to call sluty girls
4. fun to call people

1. hey ya little queefa what the hell is your problem?
2. WOW what a von!
3. fak you von queefer
4. FAK you all ya bunch of DUECHES!!

von queefer by dueche bag December 28, 2005