Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.
Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.
by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009
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Stinker Vision

"He doesn't have an HD TV, he's still watching stinker vision.
by JammoMHDC May 2, 2010
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Deko vision

The weird shit you see when high on doxy. (crushed up doxycycline that is mixed with water and smoked off of tin foil for the crazy ass high it gives you.)
Everything was moving all weird like after smoking too much Deko. I had the Deko vision.

That video was trippy, like they filmed it in deko vision.
by TheSpitter September 16, 2009
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Berkeley vision

n. a chronic condition which causes a male to perceive females as more attractive than they actually are. Caused by going to school at UC Berkeley, where attractive women are in short supply. aka. PERMANENT BEER GOGGLES
Cal student: damn, that girl is fine.
UCLA student: naw, she's ugly as hell. you just got Berkeley vision.
by Robert Birgeneau January 3, 2009
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Inuendo Vision

The ability to see inuendos in anything. Only direct descendants from God (Or the Virgin Mary) have this ability, however some people were given the ability accidentally at birth, but it is locked deep within them.
(Man 1) - Apples
(Man with inuendo Vision) - lol, i put my 'seed' in them
by The Virgin Mary (: April 13, 2010
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Jew Vision

The ability of a Jewish person to spot loose change from up to a hundred yards away. Often results in awkward situations.
Ro: dude, where did my quarters go? I left them here on the ground
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...
by Rodizzo April 2, 2011
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artist's vision

When someone sees any possible detail that changes one person from another. This vision is often used to tell how someone feels, or how old someone is. The better your vision, the easier it is to tell the traits of someone just by looking at them.
Merlin has a really good artist's vision. He asked this one chick about herself saying stuff like, "Are you 15?" and he was right about everything!
by Mertown January 4, 2008
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