vertigo

n.

1. A feeling of dizziness, or a particular occurance of such a feeling.
2. Blacking out
3. The state where getting intoxicated turns disorientating and extremely confusing.

High quantites of alcohol may result in a state of vertigo; Don't drink kids.

by Olsen Pickett December 8, 2004

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

by David March 6, 2004

Vertimaid

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

by Fat Zack 101 (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 13, 2005

vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango

bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

by patdonahue February 2, 2009

Vertical Smile

Large Vagina lips, over sized vagina lips usually followed up with a rather large sized hole or Black hole into another universe. A breeding grounds for duck butter aka yeast cheese, warts, and gate way for other abnormal deceases.

Holy shit dude... You would think with a vertical smile like that she would know whats she is doing.

I cannot believe we were able to stuff yours, mine, and a trout inside that vertical smile...

Someone needs to introduce her to summer's eve! that vertical smile is rather rank! I just threw out my $1200.00 chair and now I fear gum decease! This is worse than fatty remorse!

by Savage Mule October 7, 2009

vertical stare

vertical stare: the vagina (which can look like a wide open eye and is in a vertical position)

When I look into your eyes, I can't but help thing about your vertical stare.

by TooSick4U March 20, 2010