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Vampire Creativity

A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.
"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"

"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"

"Dude, I have no idea."

(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)
by wingding2424 August 3, 2009
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Vampire Bandwagon

The unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, EVERYBODY decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can't escape the fact that so much hype is made over the "New Moon" trailor that you would think it was the coming of Jesus.
Person 1: Hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has sex with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold cocks? (Come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-Edward is always described as being cold- how could they "get it up"?)
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...
by LOTR NERD October 30, 2009
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vampire play

A kink where one person in the relationship likes to "feed" on their partner by drinking their blood. They may "feed" by cutting their partner or biting them till they bleed.
Yoo that chick is into vampire play she's into drinking blood and stuff
by Reynaaaaaaa December 15, 2017
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Vampire Hunter D

By Hideuki Kikuchi. An anime starring D, a dhampire/dhampile who hunts vampires for a living. Apparantly his left hand can talk.

D originated where that Kikuchi wanted to write a horror story based off folklore and Western movies, with a character suffering from the duality of good and evil. His first mental image of him was inspired by the gunfighter video of Phil Collins.
D: ...

Dan: You don't talk much, do you sir?
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
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Vampire Money

1. Money that is spent in vain, and upon retrospection, seems to have "vanished," just as a vampire does while looking into a mirror.

2. A song by My Chemical Romance that lyrically examines the vain of earning vampire money; i.e. selling out.
Band Boy A: We just got a record deal! We just got paid $100,000!

Band Boy B: We are so rich and famous!

(two months later)

Band Boy A: It was all vampire money.

Band Boy B: Fuck. We're broke and alone.
by Suburban Decay January 1, 2011
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vampire kitty

A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.
by sfgsas February 17, 2008
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vampire hours

When someone keeps vampire hours they are awake all night and sleep all day. They are unreachable by phone, text or social media during daylight hours when the rest of their friends are up.
Now that Jody is unemployed she's been keeping vampire hours and is never awake in time to go to lunch or start some day drinking.
by smonkey81u812 July 13, 2011
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