vacuum suction

Something a guy uses on his ding-a-ling when he is unable to lose his virginity to an actual girl

My dad apperently used a Wacky Wow Vacuum suction on his ding-a-ling before he met mom, no wonder my mom says he's a machine!

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

by MrBJones June 11, 2013

Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

vacuum hicky

A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.

My younger brother gave himself ANOTHER vacuum hicky. He swears it was an accident. I swear he wants to look like a skanky hoe.

by Juombie June 18, 2011

Virginia Vacuum

The art of taking the vacuum hose and shoving it up the girl's pussy while on and then once finished, open the vacuum bag and enjoy the insides of vaccuumed girl.

Bro, Sally let me give her the Virginia Vacuum last night! WOW did it taste good!

by TheTealDeal November 20, 2016