An Urban Dick is someone that posts definitions on Urban Dictionary solely to insult his/her friend, ex, school, celebrity or politician. They usually use personal pronouns, real names and or inside jokes in the definition.
Man 1: I was voting the other day and say the word "Emily"
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!
by Brief Velkoz May 24, 2019
Get the Urban Dickmug. Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
Get the Urban Dickmug. by Salty-cracker April 23, 2018
Get the Urban dickmug. Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionaries Dickmug. 1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020
Get the Urban Dickmug. Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.
by Lex the Lawyer December 5, 2020
Get the Urban Dickmug. A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
Get the Urban Dick-tionermug.