ur mom

1. the person who gave birth to you
2. and insult

ur mom:
child: yo mama... OOOOOOOOOOOOH
child 2: stfu

by harderdaddyyy August 1, 2021

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

ur mom

The ultimate comeback. Known as the most powerful counter in all of human history. Use it and you will instantly watch your opponent spontaneously combust.

Enemy: Your gay lol
You: ur mom
Enemy: Explodes

by Crazyhoopla265 October 27, 2022

ur mom

it's just your mom the fuck u want?

just ur mom..

by dontuseyourrealnamethefuck?? September 30, 2018

ur mom

your mother, or either a “comeback” that brain damaged kids use, sometimes they just reply with ur mom to everything cause of their brain damage.

carlos : hey julia do you know what’s for math homework?
nikita: ur mom
carlos: what?

nikita: ur mom

by idontknow024 May 22, 2022