Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.
Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 22, 2020
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Buckle up your ballsack

A term difined as gathering up your courage or being intrepid. When one "straps on a pair" or "acts like a man."
Ja'quan: Yo, i wanna ask out ladasha, but im scared.
Dante: Man, Buckle up your ballsack and go get dat bitch.
Ja'quan: Aight bruh, boutta get some ass.
by DaDirtyMunchkin July 22, 2014
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throw up your sign

makin a letter or sign wit your fingers, lettin people know wat crew you wit

cripsz would put up 2 C'sz

Bloodsz would put up a b

People from Atlanta would make a A
"throw up your sign, the bloods are comin."

"put your two c'sz up"

"peace up, A town down"
by LocMamii April 09, 2006
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right up your alley

1) something you are proficient at and capable of doing
2) a social class that you don't belong to but whose members you associate with anyways, probably f-sag
in terms of both definitions 1 and 2, if you are in jail for issues of domestic violence and misogynistic assault, who says says something more serious, like rape and murder, can't be right up your alley as well?
by Sexydimma December 31, 2014
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With a dildo up your ass

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
by Apocalypto March 15, 2011
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up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.
Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 03, 2007
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