Uni-boob

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Categorized as a uni-boob when the lump is at your breast area. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female. Also a stomach boner when the lump is at your stomach. Obviously. So much "excitement"...

"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"

"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."

"Well now I have a lady boner."

"Better than a uni-boob!"

by alicejin88 November 15, 2011

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Uni-Lez

A lesbian couple that look, act and/or dress alike, thus morphing into one entity.

Lo, "Are you wearing that shirt out?"

Bee, "Yeah, why?"

Lo, "It's too similar to mine, we look like a uni-lez."

by Spastastic March 18, 2011

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Uni Head

Uni-Head is someone who is obsessed with going to university to get their 'Masters Degree'

They fear not knowing what to do in their life, so they just go to university to make them feel as if they are doing something good, when actually there just wasting their life with pointless education.

Once they finally graduate they feel like they are so clever now and probably wont even get a job and have no work experience because they have put work experience off for so long by studying.

He's a Uni Head

by Bazrndz June 1, 2010

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uni-felcher

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

by v August 31, 2003

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Fake Uni

A fake uni (university), will either use part or all of the name of a more prestigous uni nearby, in an attempt to lure potential undergraduates. Examples include, Sheffield Hallam Universtiy, UWIC (Cardiff) and Heriot-Watt University Edingburgh.

Phil may have to settle for a fake uni, unless he gets lucky in his Alevels.

by tears181 June 27, 2008

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