Turquoise Taco

It's like blue balls, but for girls!

Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!

by candyrockstar April 22, 2010

flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise

I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.

by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006

Turquila

A shot that is comprised of 1/2 Wild Turkey Whiskey and 1/2 tequilla. Salt and limes are optional.

Man we got drunk last night! We were playing dice at the bar and took about 10 shots of Turquila!

by kezy12 November 29, 2009

turdus code

a turd tapping against the inside of underwear or pants as excaping from the anus in using morse code "S.O.S "Send Our Shit"

i was walking from the taco joint as my ass was hearing turdus code.

bplap bpal blap puff puff puff blap blap blap

send our shit

by bigturd95 May 27, 2012

Turbular

Often used as a word of excitement, interest. Identical to 'radical' or the more common 'awesome.'

"Man, that roller coaster was turbular!"

by nightwinging.it December 30, 2018

turducken

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.

1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.

by SongMonk October 26, 2006

turbulence

when a guy has a bad experience on the flight to boston. ie girl uses teeth or does not finish.

no way man there was crazy turbulence on my flight to boston

by C QUAD September 25, 2010