A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.
Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.
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