turtleling

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.

After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!

by ironwolv July 10, 2016

Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

by Massive action June 8, 2017

Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

by Fundip39 February 23, 2019

Turtling

The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.

I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.

by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022

Turtlin'

The act of sucking ones boobs into sockets in the presence of someone unattractive or popping ones boobs out of sockets in the presence of attractive company

Jess: Did you see John? He's so ugly, I started turtlin'!
Mary: Really? I did the opposite.

by rawrsidinosaurs September 4, 2015

Turtlenick

An uncircumcised penis on a Canadian named Nick.

Girl: Whip it out Nick!
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.

by Egg Slut Out in Public May 27, 2017

Turtuling

To be a turtle for a day

He was turtuling yesterday for good...

by the secret admirrer July 8, 2018