when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021

Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.
Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.
by Steve the Buckaneer November 25, 2017

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.
Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.
by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks
OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!
It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!
by eddie 12345678 June 6, 2018

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.
by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015

by Worm daddy May 3, 2018
