The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
Get the Mexican Tugboat mug.The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.
She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.
by bigspence February 9, 2021
Get the Tijuana Tugboat mug.When you insert your penis into a woman's anal Cavity and then the women clenches her anal sphincter thus rendering the males penis stuck and begins to tug agressivly. Causing a male orgasm.
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Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.
by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025
Get the Zimbabwean tugboat mug.This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks
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