Phill the Tugboat

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks

OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!

by eddie 12345678 June 6, 2018

Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

Tugboat

1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.

"Okay, see ya guys, I'm going for a tugboat"
"My shit turned into a tugboat"

by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015

Gravy Tugboat

It's the gravy tugboat

Ask your waitress "Yo can I get a gravy tugboat?"

by G-strangy April 3, 2024

Downtown Tugboat

When you reach into a random man's pants and begin to give him a hand job while being on a boat.

Look over there Johny, that man is giving him a downtown tugboat!

by Flapjack Stevens May 26, 2016

norwegian tugboat

When you insert your penis into a woman's anal Cavity and then the women clenches her anal sphincter thus rendering the males penis stuck and begins to tug agressivly. Causing a male orgasm.

It was amazing, lastnight my girlfriend gave me a norwegian tugboat

by 69ing chipmunk April 18, 2018

Tugboat

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.

Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat

by Jazzknife January 21, 2017