travel shorts

They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.

Alex Bae really likes his travel shorts.

by Naderrrrrr March 8, 2009

The Toriverse

"The Toriverse" is the dimension within the mind and soul where one experiences Tori Amos, where Tori Amos experiences take place. Including but not limited to the following.

Listening to Tori Amos music, thinking about Tori Amos, looking at Tori Amos pictures, writing about Tori Amos, going to a Tori Amos concert(s), downloading/uploading Tori Amos shows, taking part in a Tori Amos forum.

Dialog-

Person #1 - "When I listen to Tori Amos, its like entering into this incredibly blissful state of mind!"

Person #2 - "Yeah man, your in the Toriverse!"

by Grant S. December 9, 2008

traveling mercies

A good wish for people who are traveling or journeying long distances.

As you take your journey today, may you have traveling mercies and arrive safely.

by EchoBravo December 13, 2016

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

toriverse

The type of world where you can be bored suckling a pig. go ahead and google "Tori Piggy" images. The cultifying of Tori Amos and her ilk, when she's really just derivative of Kate Bush.

I had bought into enough of the quasi mystical language that goes along with that whole earth mother, jungian, esoteric self-masturbatory toriverse, that I even began to believe that I had a feminine side, rather than a set of emotions that didn't need women to define them. I could have saved myself the time and trouble by just paying for a dominatrix, but I'm not into leather. Do you have a minute....?

by castrato February 20, 2008

Travelling fat

An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.

Got a major Travelling fat on the school bus. Dayna saw it and tried to suck me off!!

by Mofgan February 5, 2008

Eduardo's Traverse

During vaginal intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door. Most effective when she isn't really sure if it actually just happened.

Dude, I totally did the Eduardo's Traverse on that girl last night. She was like "what? did you just do? nah, couldn't have been".

by Rob Matton March 15, 2007