telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Uncle Dimma August 25, 2013

Triple-Jedi Pimp

The ultimate pimp of ever state of being; he from whom no time, place, or object is un-pimpable. Always pronounced with gratuitious final syllable.

There can only be one.

Yo, cuz, it's time to prove that I am the Triple-Jedi Piiiiimp...

by Greg-o October 23, 2003

Triple Under Performing

Triple Under Performing, is when your below the lowest guy, your worse than even the guy that did nothing.

56% of your salespeople are triple under performing.... Might as well fire them!

by aim alytics February 17, 2010

Triple Fist Popsicle

The Triple Fist Popsicle is an action of 3 males sticking their penis's in one butthole of another male or female, then they all climax at once, then one of the males fists the butthole scooping the cum out and licking it, then the other males lick the Semen Covered Fist, Making a Triple Fist Popsicle

This triple fist popsicle is awesome

by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016

triple sprite penis

a sprite penis that is triple

dood ur such a triple sprite penis

by chickenstripsboii December 5, 2018

Triple Mcfatty Patty

Overweight person with double chin, belly, and love handles.

Hey bro, you better hit up the gym because you are turning into a triple mcfatty patty!

by Michaelk420 April 16, 2019

Triple Decker Pecker Wrecker

That's where there's a guy on the bottom fucking a girl in the ass and there's a guy on top fucking her in the vagina creating a triple decker sex-sandwich thus wrecking their peckers.

Jimmy and Tim has a triple decker pecker wrecker with Rachel last night!

by imoldgregyo! September 27, 2010