a highly specialized university where military personnel are given preferential consideration during admission. once all transcripts and other academic papers are faxed, they are accepted within that day.
by GENOcyde January 17, 2008
Get the GENO Tech mug.The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?
"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
by OhSnap!! March 9, 2012
Get the Michigan Tech mug.A lighting and or sound production company or department, generally responsible for running major events and picking up the slack of those around them.
by TC101 October 17, 2004
Get the tech crew mug.A school full of high school Valedictorian's and creepy nerds. Every student was either an overachiever or a slacking genius in high school - now they're desparately trying to make C's in Physics 2. The only "normal" ones are the Management majors - they get to sleep and go out drinking during the week while those with real majors have to study their asses off day and night.
The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.
However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.
The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.
However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.
At 3AM, my high school friends at UGA are out having a good time or sleeping. At 3AM, I am part way into studying for another test that I'm probably going to fail anyway. Screw you, Georgia Tech.
I need some liquor.
I need some liquor.
by I Have Standards, Not TBS - You Moron March 11, 2007
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by Miguel "Bai-ye-ho" April 30, 2003
Get the Tech N9ne mug.Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
The law states that:
If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.
You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.
I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.
I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.
by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011
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Legend has it if you stare into the mirror at 3am and rub the one plus 5T on your balls 3 times, the mysterious being shall appear.
Legend has it if you stare into the mirror at 3am and rub the one plus 5T on your balls 3 times, the mysterious being shall appear.
mate, ur computers spunked. if only we had a Tech Graz to fix it.
teacher: does anyone know how to turn up the volume?
*everyone turns around to look at the Tech Graz*
teacher: does anyone know how to turn up the volume?
*everyone turns around to look at the Tech Graz*
by spunkaccino123 December 2, 2019
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