Twatterati

Noun: A secret society of inconsiderate tools.

Members of the Twatterati are inducted by the public. One cannot request to be inducted.

Being inducted into the Twatterati made me realise I'm an absolute cunt.

by The Supreme Twatterat August 9, 2020

heiny tatterings

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

by Scubagod October 26, 2006

Hot Trotter

That guy/girl on campus who thinks they're God's gift to mankind. When they're really just a douche/bitch that plays everyone.

Person 1) Hey, look! It's (insert name here). They're so hot!
Person 2) Pfft. I wouldn't waste my time. They're just a Hot Trotter.

by ThatOneChickYouMaybeKindaKnow November 30, 2013

Keg-Trotter

A person with a strong tolerance to beer who outdrinks, out beer-pongs, and out beer bongs everybody at the party.

"Damn Jimmy! Go easy on the beer Man!" , Jimmy replies with a earpiercing belch, "Aaahhhhgg Im the keg-trotter, satisfy my bottomless thirst!"

by paulmachine September 24, 2016

Ankle-Trotter

An overweight person that when running at top speed, is going at the same speed as a fit person walking.

Dominic: Did you see that new girl today?
Ahmad: Oh yeah, she's such an ankle-trotter.

by Otoma May 20, 2016

Thot Trotters

Adidas Superstars, the one shoe that is collectively worn by all of the thots. If you see these shoes, you know they're a thot.

Look at (Enter Name Here) with her new Thot Trotters! She’s such a Thot.

by Stimul8UrSenses June 22, 2019

mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019