mattress topper

Euphemism for a prostitute.

That mattress topper left me feeling very relaxed.

by irotsoma December 8, 2012

Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Vanilla Topper

Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.

Baby, just give me a “vanilla topper” and make it slobbery wet!

by Speedermen June 20, 2021

Topper

toon out of pocket player

anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.

Shade: what is up with this guy is he a topper or what

by Vdrakulya of frostwolf February 28, 2011

Cherry-Topper

When a man blows his load on the forehead his partner(male or female depending on sexual orientation) and pulls out a cherry of choice and proceeds to humiliate the partner by repeatedly slapping their forehead with set cherry.

She was covered by semen and cherry juice after receiving a cherry-topper from her boyfriend.

by JAD3 January 30, 2009

topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.

"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"

by Urjustshy December 9, 2008

Topper

A poster on www.canuckscentral.com who likes to insert his penis in his partner's anus during homosexual intercourse ....

Topper likes to stick his penis in Strangelove's anus ...

by grandmasterbatord May 3, 2008