Dirty Toos

When a chick is giving you head, you gag her so hard that she throws up, and you use the vomit as lubrication to have sex with her.

Paul took his coworker out for drinks one night. Before long, she was drunk & she started giving him head. He was too much for her to handle so she threw up on him, and as payback, he gave her the Dirty Toos.

by AndreaMarie July 30, 2008

Toose

In 2011, Toose Industries becomes the ultimate trendsetter in the merkin market. Opening up his first store in Ferndale, MI, and then Fresno, CA, popular styles include the Gary Coleman Crotch-fro and the Squiggy.

Have you seen Toose lately?

No, but I did hear him call into QVC to order a Snuggy.

by 2012Visitor February 5, 2009

Toop

A word that means anything and everything.

Toop, I definitely tooped that tooper the other night. They were all like "tooooop!" and I was like "toop yaaaa"

by Pootguy September 21, 2009

Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!

Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!

by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

toons

The word, which if uttered, will cause a cruise ship to pass by.

Toons! Games! Characters? Downloads! Store! E-mail!

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

Toop

A word first derived after a mistake when trying to type 'top'. It since has become a term fo refer to someone who is of great importance to a person. Other terms are shuna, mona and beboo.

"Oh toop..." <3

by Jaan x March 30, 2013

Tools

An egotistic, self obsorbed, individual that feeds off of his friend's misery to make himself feel better. Basically a douche bag. (June 10 2009) 2:11 am

This fag Tools next to me thanks hes God's gift to women

by Metro Josh June 11, 2009