Tool

A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb

Tim Plumb.

Wow.... that guy is such a tool.... he must be named tim.

by Nucca123cc June 28, 2010

tool

Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.

I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!

by tool slapper September 2, 2010

Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

tool

ryan seacrest

"did you watch american idol last night?"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"

by teddybeast January 19, 2010

Tool

Someone who screws nuts then bolts.

That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.

by NickKentucky December 1, 2010

Tool

Stacey Essene (Henderson). A Man that does way too many drugs, like coke, ecstasy, ketamine and whatever else he can get his hand on from his "bro". Also known to "be father" by taking trips and gigs and getting a babysitter (first person to say yes) and only live videoing on fb to make it seem like he is a good father.

He tries so hard to get with women. Like... what a fucking tool!

by Hazmat88 November 14, 2019

tool

A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.

Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.

by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011