God told me to do it

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

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ro-told

The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.

Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"

Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"

Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"

by Republican Jesus March 03, 2009

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Told

count (the individuals or group members).

The shepherd told all his sheep.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

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TOLD

TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!

tired of life's disappointments

"omg I'm soooo TOLD"

"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"

by GATAMA July 25, 2017

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