Stinky tofu

Stinky tofu is a biological weapon developed in China, but now primarily used by Taiwan. It is considered a weapon of mass destruction and its use is banned by the Geneva Convention. Saddam Hussein was accused of having this. Oh, you silly Saddam.

“I smell feet!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Stinky tofu

by kodiac1 July 03, 2006

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Tofu Squid

The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.

Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.

Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"

You have the mark of the Tofu Squid's scorn! You're as good as dead.

by tofusquid May 21, 2012

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Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 February 21, 2011

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tofu welder

tofu welder a hardcore hippy type person who has rissen above the rank of yougurt weaver and mostly ingages in pointless evnvironmental projects or abnormal spiritual activities.

tofu welder Type of person who teaches digeredo relaxation techniques or possibly opperates a gong bath at festivals. these people can sometimes be found trying to protect lesser spotted earthworms from a site of no importance. these people also rides bikes and and hate all car drivers.

by cornish pete October 10, 2007

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Tofu Bacon

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

by Linkdicks September 04, 2008

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