by Hans Zimmerman September 05, 2008
by Scruff Dog November 10, 2015
(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.
Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.
Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.
Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"
"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"
"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
by Celph Titled February 07, 2012
by Ayyy girl 2003 January 26, 2020
by tabetha ruiz April 02, 2008
To cut open someones vein and fuck it, until you cum inside of the vein, killing them in the most inhumane manner.
Jerry: dude i need to get outta town! i craiged this guy last night and now he is in my closet.
Steve: Want some crack?
Steve: Want some crack?
by James Fondent January 14, 2008
by Goonicus the unwavering October 07, 2019