by Jeffrey trinhster 2000 October 07, 2011
The ingredients in a "Jeffrey" (from the 2010 movie; "Get Him to the Greek")
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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"
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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)
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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)
*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)
*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))
*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)
*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)
*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)
*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)
*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)
*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)
*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.
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Safety message;
Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"
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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)
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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)
*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)
*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))
*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)
*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)
*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)
*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)
*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)
*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)
*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.
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Safety message;
Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
(the ingredients in a Jeffrey)
Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".
Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".
Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".
Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".
by Tenos January 15, 2011
Jeffrey Maier cost the Baltimore Orioles a chance at the World Series, just like Steve Bartman cost the Chicago Cubs
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Webcomic artist and cowboy poet. Creator of Overcompensating and Wigu. Two awesome and popular webcomics. He also runs TopatoCo, a company he uses to sell his merchandise (his main source of income.
by Dante Adventure April 25, 2006
Symptoms of A Young Jeffrey
1. Mass amounts of tobacco products; used spitters are like a damn bread crumb trail if you are trying to find this fucker.(why you would, i don't know)
2. Mispronunciations of pretty much every word in the dictionary; this is called the Young Jeffrey effect.
example: coarx which is supposed to be coarse
3. Clingy as fuck, is and I quote, "Feels Lonely", a lot supposedly. Will ask you what you are doing, if you hear, "Hey man, whatcha doin brother?", get the fuck out of there.
4. When he feels like gettin big and tries to raise his voice, all one must do is raise your voice back and tell him to shut the fuck up. He will then begin to apologize about 30 times and try to give you a hug.
5. If you can indicate a butt chin, you have a young jeffrey.
6. Last but certainly not least, a Young Jeffrey will like some wranglers and anything country. Going with the country theme, a Young Jeffrey does not shy away from making out with there cousin or the occasional rough and much more dominant rugby girl.
7. If something is wrong, don't hesitate to have a Young Jeffrey as your first suspect.
1. Mass amounts of tobacco products; used spitters are like a damn bread crumb trail if you are trying to find this fucker.(why you would, i don't know)
2. Mispronunciations of pretty much every word in the dictionary; this is called the Young Jeffrey effect.
example: coarx which is supposed to be coarse
3. Clingy as fuck, is and I quote, "Feels Lonely", a lot supposedly. Will ask you what you are doing, if you hear, "Hey man, whatcha doin brother?", get the fuck out of there.
4. When he feels like gettin big and tries to raise his voice, all one must do is raise your voice back and tell him to shut the fuck up. He will then begin to apologize about 30 times and try to give you a hug.
5. If you can indicate a butt chin, you have a young jeffrey.
6. Last but certainly not least, a Young Jeffrey will like some wranglers and anything country. Going with the country theme, a Young Jeffrey does not shy away from making out with there cousin or the occasional rough and much more dominant rugby girl.
7. If something is wrong, don't hesitate to have a Young Jeffrey as your first suspect.
If any of these are either said or done........you have a Young Jeffrey.
1. "Man, I really enjoy me some wrangler jeans..."
2. Neighbor: Hey, is everything okay?
You: Yeah, just have to wait 24 hours to go into my house.
Neighbor: What, thats crazy what happened?
You: Well the Fire Dept. sent in there Chemical and Toxic waste people and said that the mass amounts of spitters and spoiled milk made a deadly combination. They said we basically have the plague in our home.
Neighbor: WOW, how did that happen?
You: A Young Jeffrey.
Neighbor: Damn that sucks
More examples to follow
1. "Man, I really enjoy me some wrangler jeans..."
2. Neighbor: Hey, is everything okay?
You: Yeah, just have to wait 24 hours to go into my house.
Neighbor: What, thats crazy what happened?
You: Well the Fire Dept. sent in there Chemical and Toxic waste people and said that the mass amounts of spitters and spoiled milk made a deadly combination. They said we basically have the plague in our home.
Neighbor: WOW, how did that happen?
You: A Young Jeffrey.
Neighbor: Damn that sucks
More examples to follow
by Dr. J ready to play January 13, 2010
"Man, that Jeffrey Dahmer sexually abused and murdered (not necessarilly in that order) 17 young men and boys. He's a crazy person."
by michaelftm2 September 17, 2008