ol'timer

an old man or old timer

Happy Birthday ol'timer.

by TooWheeler September 23, 2015

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

Fuck Timer

Timer used when fucking

Single digits is never good on the fuck timer, it ain't all about penetration

by runrrtrr June 9, 2021

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006

second-tiered

When you bump someone on your MySpace top friends from the first tier (top 4) to the second tier (top 5-8).

For some reason, people become overly offended when they don't make the top friends list, so demoting someone is a direct insult.

My best friend slept with my crush, so I second-tiered the bitch.

by wanderlust13 July 3, 2007

8 Second Timer

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.

"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"

by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019

Old Timer's syndrome

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

by breakfaster January 4, 2007