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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
by Zonal K June 24, 2018
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Cunt Thunder

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.
by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009
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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
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Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory
John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt
by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019
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thunder cunt

Valerie yoy are a thunder cunt
by jake jason November 28, 2016
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Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.
My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.
by KappaD June 25, 2016
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