cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 February 14, 2016

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Cunt Thunder

Sloppy and explosive vaginal fart.

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.

by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 07, 2007

alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama

Woah look at that massive alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat March 15, 2016

Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.

My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.

by KappaD April 04, 2016

Thunder Cunt

A word mean massive cunt. Cunt being either a term like ass or jerk

What the hell man you’re being such a thunder cunt

by The Thot Destroyer April 24, 2018