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Threesome

A threesome is a form of sex that is the third level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). Threesomes are not very famous as it doesn't have the amazing feeling like secs or the fun like smash or shrekfest. It is not considered one of the main forms of sex, that's why people refer to it as a "secondary form." However, another type of a threesome is called a "Gleesome Threesome," which is much more famous and common as it involves the use of Dildos and Blow jobs.
Person A: "Wanna have a Threesome?"
Person B: "Is it a Gleesome Threesome?"
Person A: "It can be if you want."
Person B: "Good"
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
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Threesom

When three people have sex, at once, with each other.
"Hey susie wanna have a threesom with me and that girl over there?"
by yabalabaju May 22, 2009
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threesome

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration
-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer
by ana von hindenburg May 31, 2012
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Threesomes

Three people fucking at the same time
person one: we should have a threesome
Person two: yeah but with who
Person three: I wanna join
Person one: hell yeah I love threesomes, I like fucking two people at the same time ;)
by Bubble shit March 7, 2021
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Ben and Harry had a threesome when they shagged Lewis the teddy bear , Lewis enjoyed some double penetration and then enjoyed a facial from their cum.
by yep9 November 26, 2016
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threesome

Where three people engage in some juicy sexual activity. If it is a threesome with two females and a male, the male is usually somewhat glorified or teased relentlessly. Said to have been invented in the central coast of New South Wales, Australia
"I'm going to head off to the central coast this weekend, hopefully going to take part in a cluster of threesomes
by childvspuddle23 March 27, 2015
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Intercontinental threesome

The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home
I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome
by idakothetricky February 5, 2014
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