Shredders

someone who desperatly needs a brace but has oral hygene so bad they get rejected by the dentist. so their oral health deteriorates until they have 'Shredders' Yellow, misplaced, missing goofy teeth. they are immensly reselient yet badly decayed, they are useful and the build up of plaque has doubled up as a protective coating so they are virtually indestructable

Man: ew that bird opened that bottle with her teeth.
Woman: she must have shredders

by myonduesp99 February 04, 2009

cheddar shredder

when the letty ain't ripping you know it's time to take a visit to the cheddar shredder.

the wings are growing a bit long pal, bout time to visit the cheddar shredder before those ferda wings lose their shine eh

by McDavo January 08, 2024

baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

Anti-shredder

Another word for a "kook" in terms of water sports.

Man, that guy is really an anti-shredder, he can't even ride that wave.

by C00per77@t May 06, 2019

corner shredder

someone who is addicted to stay in room and sit at one corner doing things he/she likes.

I went out the room, she's there. I came back, still there. Sophia is a corner shredder.

by psychosyopnak October 20, 2014

Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though

Ball shredder a better than ball strechers

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020