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Prophet Muhammad

A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
by CoomKing April 28, 2024
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The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition
by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025
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Prophet

The prophet who takes issue with the idea of an articulated soul that is divorced from biology everybody ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Prophet Ibrahim alayhi salam

Also known as the friend of Allah subhana wata'ala. Him and his som Prophet Isma'il alayhi salam built the Ka'aba. He was prompted by Allah subhana wata'ala to sacrifice his son, he went to do as he was told. Allah subhana wata'ala stopped him before he could do it as it was just a test. He then sent down a sheep instead. In fact, the reason why Muslims celebrate Eid ul-adha is to celebrate his obedience to Allah subhana wata'ala.
Hamza: Bro, Allah subhana wata'ala is testing me so hard rn.
Abdullah: Remember akhi, Allah subhana wata'ala is with you. Even Prophet Ibrahim Alayhi salam had tests!
by kwkassassin7 July 12, 2023
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The Prophet Yahweh

In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
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The Prophet Yahweh

The Prophet Yahweh is the first man created by God in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."
by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
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Prophete

A real ass nigga who gets they money up. If u hate a Prophete then u need to get yo life up. If your a Prophete your life is straight. If you ainโ€™t one than whatever you last name is you a bitch.
Prophete is a Name
by Not Jermari November 22, 2021
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