crows nest

A person's nether-regions. Comes from the strange way the Microsoft Sam text-to-speech program pronounces the word "crotch".

Ouch, right in the crows nest.

Man, my crows nest itches.

by RulerOfNone June 20, 2011

porn nest

A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.

Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!

by David Orth July 10, 2006

Goo Nest

A vagina with medium to heavy bush covered with semen, lube, and other sticky substances after sex.

She had a total goo nest after I finished with her last night

by Ziggy Piggy May 19, 2016

Cum Nest

The ejaculate of a penis stuck in the ball fro of a man

Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.

by Prime Optimus July 13, 2012

nail nest

To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.

Pat: Bill

Bill: Yes

Pat: Bill get down here NOW

Bill: Whats the matter

Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.

Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Monk tha hola the wonk November 6, 2009

poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 October 14, 2013

Crack Nest

The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.

Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events

Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.

Are those blankets for your crack nest?

Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?

by cockstar June 19, 2011