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Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.
You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day
by Biscuit head February 24, 2015
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Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts
Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.
by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018
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Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.
Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!
by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020
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Lemon

‘She’s a lemon
by Hahahlll February 26, 2019
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Lemon

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow
"You like lemon"?
"Yes"
by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022
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Lemon

Lemon:
A sour tasting egg laid by a citrus duck
The citrus duck waddled away from the freshly laid lemon.
by LemonCitrusDuckHooman December 10, 2017
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Lemoned

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down
by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021
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