John

John is the most beautiful man you’ll ever meet. He is good at everything he touches, from the moment he was born he made everyone smile. His laugh is contagious and his smile brightens can light up not even the room but an entire arena. That’s what he deserves, an arena celebrating the most amazing man and him playing his guitar and him singing. No one can ever bring down John because he is the strongest person ever. He has so many positive characteristics about him but he is humble. Everyone should meet a John in their lifetime. Meeting him will make you go from disliking life to want to live another day to speak to him.

Yo you see that John right there? He’s an angel

You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up

by AshtonLullabybee June 8, 2021

John

A John is what society calls, a funny man. He does voice impressions and can play Minecraft at the same time while drinking water And playing baseball aswell as piano and voice acting. He is very relaxing and chill, however if you must cross him than he shall never forgive you and shall grudge your for the rest of ur life. He also likes being nice to people but hates being used for his kindness or generosity. He also likes being sarcastic and playing the mythical game “among us”. He also is like very very very tall and will look down at everyone who he sees.

John said “joe mama” to kadence highfill

by Joe_mama123 November 22, 2021

The Johns

Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.

I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.

by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004

Johns

St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.

"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"

by Viking Adam May 18, 2006

John

John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person

Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”

Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”

by Some peeps at school!! November 20, 2018

John

John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.

Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.

by Summer Bliss July 23, 2018

Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010