Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.

Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."

by I Am Big White November 10, 2013

butt genie

a butt genie is simply someone with an amazing ass that grants your wishes or a genie that comes out of your butt.

damnnn shes a real butt genie!

by sillysoup__ May 27, 2017

Liquid Genie

The magical goo showing up after repeatedly rubbing the skin lamp raw for hours, wishing you could get off

At long last...the Liquid Genie finally appeared...(Wish I'd remembered to buy more kleenex!)

by Grivenshnavel October 4, 2008

Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.

Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.

by TBZ1 October 12, 2021

cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job

"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"

by ben tullett November 3, 2006

genie in a bottle

a bong filled with your choice of drugs.

i smoked a dank genie in a bottle last night, mannnn.

by Elise&Lauren September 26, 2008

genie eyes

It is like a handoff from your ass to your hand, where you cup your bungholio, catch a boof, hold it, and then release the goodness into someone's face, causing there eyes to water. As you release you say, "genie eyes."

"He went blind, when I released a gnarly genie eyes."

by The Buggintons April 8, 2007