Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
by I Am Big White November 10, 2013
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reverse genie

A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"
by alibadger February 04, 2010
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Facebook Genie

Someone who hacks Facebook accounts
Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.
by the facebook genie December 26, 2010
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Fart Genie

When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.
To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.
by Roc.g.forgione@gmail.com July 04, 2016
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cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job
"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"
by ben tullett November 03, 2006
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genie in a bottle

a bong filled with your choice of drugs.
i smoked a dank genie in a bottle last night, mannnn.
by Elise&Lauren August 02, 2008
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the green genie

n. Slang, A synonym for an american express card used for corporate purchases. Derives its name from the green color of the credit card typical of american express corporate cards.
Don't worry, the green genie's got this - Barkeep! Another round!
by red42shorty April 11, 2016
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