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reverse genie

A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"
by alibadger February 4, 2010
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Genie Juice

Magical substance that is excreted after several correct pokes in the delicate part of a lady garden.
Girl: There you got it, keep going.... O M F'ing G! You made Genie Juice!!
by DD V Clatch June 20, 2013
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Fart Genie

When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.
To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.
by Roc.g.forgione@gmail.com July 3, 2016
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Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.
Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.
by TBZ1 October 12, 2021
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cock genie

a cumshot formed by a hand job
"whoa watchout jeremy beadle's about my cock genie's gonna sprout"
by ben tullett November 3, 2006
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genie in a bottle

a bong filled with your choice of drugs.
i smoked a dank genie in a bottle last night, mannnn.
by Elise&Lauren September 26, 2008
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Angry Genie

An Alpha male or female transformation in response to a beta cuckold acting out of line.
Libby threw a tantrum breaking things when attention wasn't paid to him encouraging correction by an Angry Genie.
by MaCaulkin August 22, 2017
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