when you are a crack and/or meth head and you look all over the ground (that you put your hard drugs on or near), all over the carpet, and desks, tables, etc., and you are desperately looking for any little piece of the drug to snort or smoke, cause you're a tweaker, and you need the drugs so bad. this is also called tweaking. the person has to be real serious about it, his head real close to the ground scanning it like he's a Terminator idenifying objects. and it looks real sad to the observer, cause the person is acting crazy.
"fernando, what are you doing?"
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."
fernando: "shuddup fool, shuddup. there's still a few pieces/some shit around here." *is looking super close to the table and around the carpet*
"dude, you've been doing that for like an hour now. let's go."
"(we'll go in) just a sec."
*30 minutes pass*
"what the fuck fernando, let's go"
*grabs fernando and pulls him out of the room*
*later on telling another friend what fernando was doing and why it took so long to meet him*
"fernando was carpet sharking(/tweaking) again."
by Crank the Klown September 22, 2008
Get the Carpet Sharkingmug. The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.
Important Note: Shag carpet only!
Important Note: Shag carpet only!
Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.
by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009
Get the Carpet Shavingmug. A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.
by gina govina September 13, 2017
Get the carpet surfermug. by kLoWn May 23, 2006
Get the carpet munchmug. When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"
Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017
Get the side carpetmug. by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018
Get the human carpetmug. noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
by Cory Phillips July 6, 2007
Get the carpet vulturemug.