The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011
The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
by Flantari September 30, 2006
The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.
by Crystal Rawls March 2, 2007
A Deep Thayer Bruise is the end result of complaining/bitching about non-existent injuries. Deep Thayer Bruises are most common amongst the repulsive and foul species known as the Burgessaurus.
by BurgessaurusHunter69 April 18, 2015
The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
by C-Mos August 19, 2011
by pancreaticjuices April 25, 2006
John: I was just raped by a giraffe. He gave me bum bum bruises!
Peter: sucks to suck man!
Julia: oh that's so sad you need help to crank that soulja boy.
John: i have a need for more now please send help to giraffe.
Peter: sucks to suck man!
Julia: oh that's so sad you need help to crank that soulja boy.
John: i have a need for more now please send help to giraffe.
by BigJohnPeePeeMan69 November 14, 2022