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Coolest cat in the Barn

The act of being extremly cool and amazing, yet resembling the awsomeness of cool barn cats.
Amanda: WOW, My pet fish is SO cool!

Hayley: You bet, it is the coolest cat in the barn!
by KuuungPowChickeen January 14, 2010
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The Barron complex

the act of calling everything you see a cock, but you go to your home and fantisize about them all day and which you had one
O god i hate this kid he is the Barron complex
by Dylan Costello January 13, 2008
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Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn
by BigJustice April 16, 2009
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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Take it to the barn and ring the bell

Synonym phrases:

"Let's wrap this up"

"Let's finish this out"
Well, I think it's time we take it to the barn and ring the bell.
by Pandagirl13 November 17, 2016
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Cat on the barn door

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful
by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022
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bottom of the barrel

a term that describes the least desirable item to choose from when there are a number of things to choose from
rotton food is at the bottom of the barrel to choose from when you want something to eat
by lunar shadows August 16, 2004
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