Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

blue telephone

A euphemism for something

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller

by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.

'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'

by missusvanilla November 15, 2014