by Mustache Glory February 9, 2009
Get the Stache Coupmug. When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
Get the Stache Donkeymug. A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.
by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010
Get the Creep-Stachmug. the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010
Get the kings stachemug. When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.
by Eve04 November 5, 2009
Get the may-stachemug. v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 10, 2004
Get the smegma stachemug. S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
by Emstuckhere December 2, 2014
Get the Stachemug.