Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

by awbatman500 May 08, 2014

Poo poo platter

When you can recognize what you ate in your bowel movement.

I ate so much corn last night, this morning I left a poo poo platter of it in the toilet.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017

Party Platter

When a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies.

I was horny and hungry so I told Shelly that I wanted a Party Platter.

by Mehard May 25, 2007

Cheese Platter

A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.

"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."

by Jem August 16, 2004

manhattan hot platter

the act of placing fecal matter in a female's mouth, and then her performing oral sex.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

fish platter

a night on the piss,hit the splatter...

"finish off here in a couple of hours,go for a bite to eat then we'll hit the fish platter...

by captain perrins May 20, 2003

Pooh-Pooh Platter

A honking big platter that has a staggering array of meat, pickle and cracker comboes on it.

"The Pooh-Pooh Platter is to die for!"

by Michael Reiter May 18, 2003