A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

by cyberen August 13, 2004

A character supposedly made up by Drunkmagikoopa.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.
"What the fuck? what kind of a piece of shit stablishment is this? FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!"-the pube muppet
by anonymus April 17, 2006

by wilc December 21, 2008

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.
by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

by muppet madness June 1, 2009

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
by artgod33 December 31, 2008
