Landon

Has a very dark since of humor. Landon is very smart and has a medium amount of friends I guess. I’m kinda short but my friend who is also named Landon is tall. We hate little kids and want them to leave the surface of earth. We are pretty trust worthy and I don’t give two shits for dating. We both like gaming and stuff.

Here’s a joke”a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hey, then the horse says yes please” landon says

by ButtSpinach February 2, 2020

Landon

If you ever see a Landon in your life, talk to him, become friends with him, you won't regret it. Landon is always someone you can trust. He is hilarious and will always make you laugh. Hes very athletic and very tan. He has fluffy light hair and brown or super light eyes. If he likes you, dang are you lucky. He is very popular and will only talk with some girls but definitely never cheat. He is smart but can struggle in some classes. If he gets in trouble in class its for sure from talking. He is a very dry messager but if your his girl he text you good morning and night paragraphs everytime.

Landon would be so cute with a Lucy! Hes such a hottie, just imagine even talking to him. He would also look good with a stephanie!

by basketball_2 April 19, 2020

Landon

Landon is caring, sweet, charming, and hot! He is so nice to every one and has a lot of friends more than you can most people do. Landon is also a gentlemen and wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone. He has a smile that lights up the whole room and you can't help but smile every time you're around him. He has blonde hair and blue green eyes and if you ever find a man like him never let him go.

Girl one : Who was that you were talking to?

Girl two : That's Landon! Isn't he the hot.

Girl one : Yeah I wish he was single!

by soccer121 May 31, 2018

Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".

Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.

by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011

landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.

He was being all 'landon' about it.

by yourworstnightmareinadarkalley August 26, 2011

landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong

landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person

by kk13angelina October 1, 2018