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pleasure ladder

An imaginary ladder in which you rank the pleasures of life.
Ice cream ranks higher than sex on my pleasure ladder
by Drivel January 7, 2014
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banana ladder

1)The ladder used to get bananas from tall trees
I found a banana ladder on amazon for $5.90 with free shipping.
by nugget of truth March 6, 2017
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thrill ladder

constantly doing increasingly dangerous or stupid things to achieve the feeling of excitement or thrills
Water skiing was one thing, but when Urwe decided to swim with the sharks, he just moved up a rung on the thrill ladder.
by Winged Panther March 19, 2017
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Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.
by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018
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dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”
Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.
by Stenlee May 23, 2018
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hoe ladder

The ladder of hoes you must climb to become the hoe lantern or top hoe!
T worked really hard sleeping with lots of men to reach the top of the hoe ladder.
by Ladder. King September 12, 2017
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Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.
Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!
by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009
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