A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.
Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
by hometree January 21, 2011
Get the Jaredmug. A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.
by ihaveabs September 14, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. by Whatt182882 February 14, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. by big11003 September 16, 2018
Get the Jaredmug. this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.
by haddles. April 13, 2022
Get the jared.mug. Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford
Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
by Non-Jared October 21, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by mr.aaaaaa May 18, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.